So, the topic is: Top Ten Authors I'd Like To See On A Reality Show (and which reality show).
Here are mine:
10. Bret Easton Ellis on Celebrity Apprentice
9. Mary Shelley on Teen Mom
8. Hunter S. Thompson on Celebrity Rehab
7. Ken Kesey on Road Rules
6. Nathanial Hawthorne on The Bachelor
5. George Orwell on Big Brother
4. Phillip K. Dick on Intervention
3. F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald on Wife Swap
2. with Henry Miller and Anais Nin
1. Jane Austen on Tough Love
Bonus: Thomas Pynchon on TMZ
That was really fun, but also sort of blasphemous. Luckily most of these writers are dead.